
Top 10 Reasons
For Being Episcopalian

According to Robin Williams
# 1 - No
Snake Handling.
# 2 - Priests wear dresses.
# 3 - One free foot washing per year.
# 4 - Free wine on Sunday.
#5 - Church year is color coded.
# 6 - All of the pageantry, none of the guilt.
# 7 - Directions included in BCP.
# 8 - Pew aerobics.
# 9 - You don't need to know how to swim to be baptized.
# 10 - God's grace given to all.
