Saint Andrew's Episcopal Church
516 West Third
Stillwater, Oklahoma 74074
405-372-3357

Top 10 Reasons for Being Episcopalian.

According to Robin Williams

# 1
No Snake Handling

# 2
Priests wear dresses

# 3
One free foot washing per year

# 4
Free wine on Sunday

#5
Church year is color coded

# 6
All of the pageantry, none of the guilt

# 7
Directions included in BCP

# 8
Pew aerobics

# 9
You don't need to know how to swim to be baptized

# 10
God's grace given to all

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